Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?

[Anomalocaris]

Because their god boy Jesus probably never got any.

Perhaps he was gay??

I have no doubt he had very strong outward homosexual inclinations. But I don't think simply being a homosexual in the repressive environment could explain the hoste of pathological behaviors later christianity attempt to cast in some divine light. I think there are also some very deep pschological issues with women and heterosexuality, starting with his mother, in that catastrophic wreck of a man.

I wouldn't be surprised if some incestous relationship with his mother, transmitted through imaginative dissemblings by himself, his immediate followers, and the subsequent wishthinking idiots, lays at the real origin of some of the most strained christian notion of the father and son being one.