I'm Not Sure Why I'm Here?

[Red Celt]

If anybody wants to know how to get rid of the crazy little dudes just ask.

Tell them that you've donated blood. That instantly puts you in the "shall not enter heaven" category. The last time I had a call from them, my opening line was that I was a militant atheist. I'm not quite sure what a militant atheist is, exactly, but they'd woken me up and tired-headed me wanted shot of them. Half an hour later, I remembered the blood donation line as they were already leaving. I could have closed the door at any point, but sometimes it's fun having a living breathing theist to tussle with.

I became one of those atheists who thinks all religious people are nuts...I became an agnostic...I wanted to become a christian...just stayed agnostic.

Jesus fuck, man... pick one football team and stick with them.