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"How do you explain the empty tomb?"
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RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?"
September 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm
(September 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(September 6, 2012 at 9:29 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Aren't there many caves in the Galilee area that "could' be used a tombs??

My Gosh, you're right! That is 100% proof that there was not one Jesus, but lots of Jesuses! (Jesusi?) I don't know how Christians could of missed that. There isn't an empty tomb, there are empty tombs! Give me the explanation for that if it doesn't mean that there were multiple Jesusi running around.

Matter of fact there would have been hundreds of Jesuseses running about. The one with all the magic managed to erase himself from the pages of history. The biggest miracle of all - existing only in the mind of people in desperate need to believe you existed at all.

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That or in the glib tongue of those seeking to profit from such people.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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"How do you explain the empty tomb?"

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"How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 5, 2012 at 3:52 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by pocaracas - September 5, 2012 at 4:36 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 5, 2012 at 10:20 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 5, 2012 at 9:07 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by padraic - September 5, 2012 at 10:36 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 5, 2012 at 10:24 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 5, 2012 at 10:28 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 5, 2012 at 10:53 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 6, 2012 at 12:21 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 6, 2012 at 1:41 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cinjin - September 6, 2012 at 11:27 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 5, 2012 at 10:59 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by padraic - September 5, 2012 at 11:08 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Lion IRC - September 6, 2012 at 1:56 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 11:16 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by padraic - September 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 1:20 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 11:29 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 5, 2012 at 11:35 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by padraic - September 6, 2012 at 1:52 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by padraic - September 6, 2012 at 2:23 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by CapnAwesome - September 6, 2012 at 4:31 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by CapnAwesome - September 6, 2012 at 4:49 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by pocaracas - September 6, 2012 at 6:27 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by KichigaiNeko - September 6, 2012 at 9:29 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by CapnAwesome - September 6, 2012 at 2:21 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by jonb - September 6, 2012 at 9:34 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cato - September 6, 2012 at 10:04 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 6, 2012 at 10:08 am
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - September 6, 2012 at 12:50 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by downbeatplumb - September 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 2:19 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 2:22 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 3:20 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by greneknight - September 6, 2012 at 3:34 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 3:41 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 4:14 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 6, 2012 at 5:39 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by greneknight - September 6, 2012 at 5:48 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Cyberman - September 6, 2012 at 6:08 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 6, 2012 at 7:15 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 6, 2012 at 7:21 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by greneknight - September 6, 2012 at 8:41 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 6, 2012 at 7:24 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Jackalope - September 6, 2012 at 8:11 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Minimalist - September 9, 2012 at 10:13 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by Rev. Rye - September 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by popeyespappy - September 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by FallentoReason - September 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm
RE: "How do you explain the empty tomb?" - by ThomM - September 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

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