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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Put one of these on your front door:
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[Image: ola4796.jpg]

Then they can't ask you if you want to get to know J.C.. Plus, if they're just a little knowledgeable, they'll identify that as the cross of pope john paul II, and ID you as catholic..... they'll never bother you again.
Catholics are nutjobs and you just can't convince them to switch allegiances.

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How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Kayenneh - September 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by pocaracas - September 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

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