Try this, Mom dad I'm gay. (Mom*Gaaasssspp*) (Dad*Oh God Nooooo!).
(you) Hahaha sorry I'm actually an atheist not gay. They will take it easier this way.
(you) Hahaha sorry I'm actually an atheist not gay. They will take it easier this way.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are.