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Chuck Norris says voting for Obama will bring 1000 years of darkness

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Chuck Norris says voting for Obama will bring 1000 years of darkness
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RE: Chuck Norris says voting for Obama will bring 1000 years of darkness
September 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm
What the video fails to do is accurately describe the actual darkness. I think it means that if Obama wins the election, Chuck Norris will announce a reboot of Walker Texas Ranger with the assurance of a new 1000 year run with continued face lifts and hair implants.
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RE: Chuck Norris says voting for Obama will bring 1000 years of darkness - by Cato - September 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm

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