Why do Christians sound stupid?

[greneknight]

He's a Baptist, a registered fundy. They're all like that. He's claims to be an "ordained" priest but when I questioned him further, it turns out they have no bishops. So, he's not an ordained priest but a SELF-APPOINTED shaman.

You are one incredibly stupid dolt, I never said I was a priest and you never questioned me about being a deacon, you are a liar of the 3rd degree.

Oh, you said this and I gave the reply below:

Well if you want to do a little comparison deal we can, I'm an ordained deacon of the church, and deacons were part of the original church, they were doing work in the church long before there were Archbishops.

Ho Ho Ho! I am tickled pink. Who, pray tell, ordained you? You are all self-appointed priests and no doubt you were ordained by a self-appointed bishop who was installed by another heretical self-appointed archbishop. You see, if you are cut out from the Apostolic church, you can't do any ordaining. Don't you see it? You can only trace your church to the first time someone became a heretic and decided to spurn the holy baptism of mother church and there you have the first Baptist. I read somewhere he baptised himself and others!!! What a heresy!!!

How can I be a liar of the third degree if you have called yourself an ordained deacon who's more important than Archbishops? You obviously don't know what a liar is. If you do, you'll know YOU are the liar.

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It is now quite apparent that the only thing Christians despise more than atheists are other people that call themselves Christians, but don't conform to the standard of a True Christian™.

He does not conform to the Biblical definition of being a Christian, the child is an atheist period, his mental delusions have lead him to believe he is something other than an atheist.

So, who determines I am a Christian? I will be confirmed soon by at least a bishop and you're saying the Church of England which is the only non-RC Apostolic church should listen to a heretic like you? OK, I will write to my Vicar. "Dear Vicar, His Holiness Godschild who is an "ordained deacon" whatever that means but mind you, it's preeminent even to an Archbishop or so he says, has declared that I'm an atheist and should not go through the rite of Holy Confirmation. Oh he's a BAPTIST, yes a fundy priest but you mustn't call him a priest because he'll call you a liar of the third degree if you do. Call him a DEACON which is above an Archbishop. No, his churches are all tiny hovels but he's got the TRUE CHRISTIAN trade mark. Yes, he's got the True Christian™ and the FUNDY stamp on his forehead just like the stamp on the Archbishop Fundy of the Cathedral of St Fundy of Fundiland."