Why do Christians sound stupid?

[greneknight]

A christian, wait ... no, a deacon, a heretic? maybe just delusional...

Bat-shit crazy?

Godschild Wrote: He does not conform to the Biblical definition of being a Christian

G-C thinks his fucking invisible sky-daddy granted him the power to decide who is and who isn't a xtian, kid. Any one who wants to be a xtian can do so in my book. All you have to do is fall for the dead-jew-on-a-stick routine.

I've heard a sermon once that was pretty good. The priest said that Jesus probably didn't rise from the dead. A legend was created by the believers and in the end, good still triumphed over evil because they spread the message of love.

I like it when a clever priest spins a good lesson from a fairy tale. My headmaster tells a lot of stories too which probably aren't true but his intention is for the boys to learn a lesson.