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Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things
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RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things
"Drinking budweiser and watching porn".
Oh wow. How amazing would that be if he'd of actually been doing that when they'd burst in on him?
Like theres spec-ops ready to make the breach, they kick the door down and hes just sitting there, pants round ankles sipping beer and whacking away like alittle monkey. Wild theory, picking it off the wall; Maybe thats why they never showed video evidence of it taking place.
One guy in the squad was like "Shall we take the shot sir?" and whoever was in command was like "No, grab yourself a brewski and some peanuts. Let him finish." and they all just sat around watching "backdoor sluts 5" for half an hour before executing him.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Faith No More - September 13, 2012 at 2:54 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Anomalocaris - September 13, 2012 at 2:58 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Faith No More - September 13, 2012 at 3:05 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Jackalope - September 13, 2012 at 3:11 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Cato - September 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Jackalope - September 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Anomalocaris - September 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by 5thHorseman - September 13, 2012 at 3:28 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Anomalocaris - September 13, 2012 at 3:31 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Minimalist - September 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Reforged - September 13, 2012 at 4:28 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Brian37 - September 13, 2012 at 5:31 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by zappa1258 - September 13, 2012 at 6:44 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Tino - September 13, 2012 at 6:49 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Puddleglum - September 14, 2012 at 4:46 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Brian37 - September 14, 2012 at 6:43 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Tino - September 14, 2012 at 7:48 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Fryslân - September 14, 2012 at 7:39 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Faith No More - September 14, 2012 at 8:11 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 9:06 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Tino - September 14, 2012 at 9:21 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 9:26 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 11:08 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Jaysyn - September 14, 2012 at 11:34 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 11:59 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Jaysyn - September 14, 2012 at 12:29 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 12:37 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Jaysyn - September 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 2:28 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 3:24 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 4:25 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 6:47 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 9:52 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 10:25 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 15, 2012 at 7:43 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by zappa1258 - September 14, 2012 at 7:29 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Tino - September 14, 2012 at 9:10 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Creed of Heresy - September 14, 2012 at 9:11 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Faith No More - September 14, 2012 at 9:30 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 10:26 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Tino - September 14, 2012 at 10:49 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by downbeatplumb - September 14, 2012 at 11:21 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 14, 2012 at 11:42 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by DeistPaladin - September 14, 2012 at 11:53 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Puddleglum - September 14, 2012 at 11:30 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 11:40 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by downbeatplumb - September 14, 2012 at 11:35 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 14, 2012 at 11:41 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by TaraJo - September 14, 2012 at 11:53 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Puddleglum - September 15, 2012 at 8:46 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 15, 2012 at 10:30 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Puddleglum - September 15, 2012 at 10:48 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by A Theist - September 15, 2012 at 11:24 am
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Brian37 - September 15, 2012 at 5:16 pm
RE: Rush Limbaugh says the darndest things - by Creed of Heresy - September 15, 2012 at 11:22 am

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