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Can Cancer be cured by punching things
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Can Cancer be cured by punching things
Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
No.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

No. No. It isn't.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
Are you volunteering?
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
(December 5, 2020 at 2:40 am)Sweden83 Wrote: Saw it in South Park. Russell Crowe couldnt find cancer, so he found someone with cancer and beat him up. Thats how he solves problems, he beats them up.

But maybe thats the cure to cancer, beat stuff up til its cured!

Everybody knows cancer is cured with explosives. (sheesh)
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
Trolling can be cured by hammering.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
(December 5, 2020 at 6:10 am)Sweden83 Wrote:
(December 5, 2020 at 4:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Are you ever going to stop being an annoying twatwaffle?

Boru

Isnt the cause of cancer due to lack of activity or right eating habits? So i just thought the joke was kind of funny.

Cancer is never funny.  And neither are you.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Can Cancer be cured by punching things
*Slaps op* Nope seems like you're still here.
Thoughts and prayers. RAmen
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