Atheism is a vat of regurgitated horse turd, liquefied and main-lined by atheists

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Ask that chick what Star Wars is.
I guarantee she would go "Wasn't that the one with the pointy ears?"
Glasses don't make people nerds but it does make them look slightly more intelligent. Don't know why, just does. The number of times I've spoken to a woman with glasses and thought they looked like they'd have something really intelligent to say just to learn that they don't even need glasses and their depth can be perfectly illustrated by a puddle of urine.
One of my exs springs to mind.

Are you suggesting that attractive girls can't be nerdy? Keep in mind that I spend way too much of my free time playing World of Warcraft and I know final fantasy games better than damn near anyone I know.

Nope, just saying glasses doesn't make it so.