RE: Mrs. Christ
September 18, 2012 at 8:25 pm
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm by Reforged.)
To be honest if I was one of the people who had unearthed this I would of changed it to say husband.
I mean can anyone imagine the reaction? It would be fucking amazing.
I'd fabricate an entire chapter after the last feast where Jesus has a steamy shower scene with a black guy, an asian guy, a mexican guy and a native american guy in which his soapy wet body gets passed around like a slab of raw meat thrown to a pack of ravenous wolves. His asshole would be described as being like one of Susan Boyles pressure socks turned inside out.
After the resurrection he'd perform another miracle to get a sex change, hence forth be known as the luscious Jessy who has a fondness for sodomy and abortions. She'd go on Debbie does Dallas style adventures in which it always ends with her getting pregnant and going "oh well, time to suck another demon tumour out! :-D"
In the video adaptation I'd have planned everyone in the shot laughs at this point, it freeze frames then the credits roll to some little house on the prairie style music.
... am I going to hell yet? :-)
I mean can anyone imagine the reaction? It would be fucking amazing.
I'd fabricate an entire chapter after the last feast where Jesus has a steamy shower scene with a black guy, an asian guy, a mexican guy and a native american guy in which his soapy wet body gets passed around like a slab of raw meat thrown to a pack of ravenous wolves. His asshole would be described as being like one of Susan Boyles pressure socks turned inside out.
After the resurrection he'd perform another miracle to get a sex change, hence forth be known as the luscious Jessy who has a fondness for sodomy and abortions. She'd go on Debbie does Dallas style adventures in which it always ends with her getting pregnant and going "oh well, time to suck another demon tumour out! :-D"
In the video adaptation I'd have planned everyone in the shot laughs at this point, it freeze frames then the credits roll to some little house on the prairie style music.
... am I going to hell yet? :-)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
