My chat with Richard Dawkins

[Red Celt]

It's exceedingly difficult for me to sound like my age, however hard I try. You see, my brain is that of a 50 year old professor and it's housed in a rather young body. Because of that, everyone is amazed and my astounding maturity and most people in forums and yahoo groups don't believe I'm anything less than 40. Many have talked about the incisiveness of my arguments (let me see, how do teenagers say that? Oh yes, coolness of my words) and the incredible witticisms I sprinkle my posts with. Most people are totally unable to accept that I'm any younger than 40. Sigh, what can one do when one is just born with a strikingly mature mind?