Tired of answering those pesky calls to prayer?
Well just don't, I did but now I don't.
So many better ways to spend your time.
I got me a flab eliminator/ab extenuator.
Why wait till your dead to get your houri?
All it takes is $39.99 or one goat a month. *
Hurry, first fifty customers get our special,
Miracle Tooth Regrow and Whiten Paste!
*We'll be checking the goats.
Well just don't, I did but now I don't.
So many better ways to spend your time.
I got me a flab eliminator/ab extenuator.
Why wait till your dead to get your houri?
All it takes is $39.99 or one goat a month. *
Hurry, first fifty customers get our special,
Miracle Tooth Regrow and Whiten Paste!
*We'll be checking the goats.