My chat with Richard Dawkins

[Red Celt]

To be honest, I think you are probably a kid... you aren't that mature. You try to say you are, but I see that as a sign of immaturity. You CONSTANTLY talk about you being an altar boy, you wear that title as a badge of honour. No adult would act like that unless they have issues.

And... there was that thread about farts... only kids and the mentally handicapped would find that funny.

I think that the "issues" aspect can be adequately covered. Can you remember yourself aged 13, and your knowledge (and use) of language, back then? Compare that to Greneknight's (both here and on CF). He throws in the occasional lack of knowledge about certain things (to show that, y'know, he is young) while at the same time producing in-depth knowledge about all sorts of things that a 13yr old just wouldn't be interested in.

Also, the times of day and night that he posts... can you see a 13yr old doing that? Because I can't. Not with parents who are even remotely capable.

On a completely unrelated note, I'm taking opening bids on the Tay Bridge. The Scottish government are switching to a ferry service and I got the sales contract. It would look really cool in your back garden. Picture it... all lit up and attractive. And Broughty Ferry can actually live up to its name, once more.