Mrs. Christ

[Cinjin]

Let the shrieking commence!

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/19/us/his...TE&ei=5043


At least in this tradition you don't have to worry about your godboy being gay.

Sorry if i am repeating, but "My Wife" refers to the Bride of Christ or "The Church."

http://www.gotquestions.org/bride-of-Christ.html

So awesome. the apologist is engrained in this one. See my remark below Min's post for the wrap up.

In your rather worthless opinion, Drippy. To add on to an earlier observation if a similar sized piece of text were found that said, "and jesus squatted by the side of the road to Capernaum and took his morning dump....." you'd be jumping up and down screeching that " only a real live man can take a morning shit. WE have PROOF!!!"

If the world discovered a perfectly preserved NOTEBOOK, authenticated to be from the 1st century, in jesus's tomb, with notaries from a half dozen well-known historians of the day, and jesus's very own signature clear as day on the bottom - it wouldn't matter if jesus wrote the words: "I was fucking my wife and her hot sisters in the smudge hole when Peter and John caught me in the act."

They've got apologetic excuses down to (no not an art form) a joke form. They'd have something cooked up so fast, that fucking "was actually praying" and hot sisters "are just sisters fervent in their beliefs," and the meanings and definitions have been mistranslated, and blah blah blah. I mean seriously, Drich and his fellow christards have turned their religion into such a damn joke. There's nothing you can EVER present them that they can't gymnasty their way out of ... and at the drop of a hat.




Such a stupid stupid religion.