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Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
(September 20, 2009 at 11:11 am)Arcanus Wrote: ( there is only one God).

( God is three persons).

Well there ya go.

Christianity confirms it cannot make up it's mind. It performs mental gymnastics in a desperate need to make it all make sense, yet it fails. Well, actually you fail.

Now I'll wait for the standard "you just don't understand" line of crap. I understand you have a hard time distinguishing "one" from "three". Wink<--One winky face. WinkWinkWink<--Three winky faces. See how that works?

Unless you live in bizarro world or christiandom. Those are the only two places I know of where 1=3 or 3=1. It matter not that "christianity affirms" 3=1 or 1=3. Christianity also "affirms" God made the sun stop so a war could be fought. It also "affirms" fidelity can be tested by making a woman accused of such eat dirt off a floor to see if she gets sick. It also "affirms" God flooded the entire world and killed off all human kind save for a small family.

I do believe you know what I am driving at here.

The Father is greater that I, and, I and the Father are one, are contradictory statements and you are failing to demonstrate otherwise.

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Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - August 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - August 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 2:37 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:51 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - August 30, 2009 at 2:52 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:16 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - September 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 1:31 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 19, 2009 at 1:22 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 19, 2009 at 4:34 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 4:39 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 4:43 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 4:44 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 4:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 5:09 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 5:42 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 6:47 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 27, 2009 at 2:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 22, 2009 at 12:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 24, 2009 at 6:11 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
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