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Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible!
(September 21, 2009 at 9:13 am)Dotard Wrote: Christianity confirms it cannot make up it's mind.

Christianity has affirmed for millennia that there is only one God. Yeah, definitely can't make up its mind. And Christianity has affirmed for thousands of years that this deity is comprised of three persons. Yep, it sure has a hard time making up its mind.

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The only mental gymnastics here are yours, Dotard, with explicitly irrational attempts to pretend Christianity has ever affirmed anything other than one God. In at least this discussion, you are the only person who cannot distinguish 'one' from 'three'. Christianity affirms one God and for reasons that would embarrass a mentally inept orangutan you think, "Ah, three gods." Huh? Cue brain screeching to a halt. But at least you are consistent, for Christianity affirms three persons and for some equally incomprehensible reason you think, "Ah, one person." What the? Cue brain leakage from left ear. It's either that or you cannot distinguish between "person" and "God"—perhaps by some neurological short-circuit similar to dyslexia your brain sees those words as spelled with the same letters, or by a wholly inadequate education or pathological fear of dictionaries you think those words have the same definition.

One God is one God. And three persons is three persons. You can pretend otherwise, but that would be a brutal Straw Man. The epic fail is yours, Dotard.
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)
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Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - August 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - August 28, 2009 at 11:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - August 29, 2009 at 2:37 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:51 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Giff - August 29, 2009 at 6:01 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - August 29, 2009 at 11:52 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 4:06 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - August 30, 2009 at 2:52 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 6:16 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 6:33 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:07 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Darwinian - August 29, 2009 at 7:08 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - August 29, 2009 at 7:14 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - August 29, 2009 at 7:34 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 2, 2009 at 9:04 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by dry land fish - September 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 2, 2009 at 4:58 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 5:20 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 1:31 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 12:43 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 19, 2009 at 1:22 am
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 19, 2009 at 4:34 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by padraic - September 19, 2009 at 4:46 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 2:52 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 19, 2009 at 6:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 19, 2009 at 9:43 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 19, 2009 at 9:16 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 4:43 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 4:44 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 4:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 5:09 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 5:42 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by theVOID - September 20, 2009 at 6:47 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 20, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by fr0d0 - September 20, 2009 at 12:30 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 21, 2009 at 9:13 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 21, 2009 at 11:03 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Dotard - September 22, 2009 at 9:10 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Ryft - September 27, 2009 at 2:57 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 22, 2009 at 12:11 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 1:41 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 22, 2009 at 2:00 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Edwardo Piet - September 24, 2009 at 6:11 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Retorth - September 22, 2009 at 2:16 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 4:15 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Violet - September 23, 2009 at 5:47 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by ecolox - September 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Rhizomorph13 - September 23, 2009 at 4:31 pm
RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by Minimalist - September 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm
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RE: Sinners cannot understand the Bible! - by amw79 - September 24, 2009 at 5:05 pm
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