(October 25, 2012 at 4:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(October 25, 2012 at 4:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "Go blow jesus out your ass."
( I think I have that one copyrighted.)
That might be good for the next Blasphemy Challenge, but too similer to what most people here think about the absurtity of lots of superstitions.
How about:
"You'd have me believe that an all powerful god is petty enough to put getting picked on as his top priority"?
"If we all got to murder people who offended us we would all commit genocide". That is the global version but I feel the need to localize it to so the dipshit theists don't think "If there are no laws he'll kill us all"
So that applies locally too "If we all got to beat up someone who offended us we'd all be in jail"
You can wish someone wouldn't say stuff, and metaphorically want to strangle them without litterally doing it.
All you asked for was a quotable quote.
Feel free to quote me.