Deeply Religious Man Crushed By Falling Crucifix, Loses Leg

[Polaris]

For months, the 45-year-old pizza worker would stop and pray at the crucifix, that his wife would be cured of ovarian cancer.

And she was.

“David attributed the cure to his devotion to that cross,” Jimenez attorney Kevin Kitson said.

I'll bet 200 medical personnel at whatever hospital was involved had nothing whatsoever to do with it.

The man is a fucking idiot. It should have hit him on the head.

You must be a real hit at parties...