RE: A pantheistic argument.
October 29, 2012 at 7:13 pm
(This post was last modified: October 29, 2012 at 7:17 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
They aren't, and it is in fact the buttery, syrupy nature of human inequity that masks his Wafflinesses self evident presence (but if you would just believe.....).
Before you even ask......I came about all of this knowledge after a revelation from the Holiest of Eggos that led me to a peice of toilet paper with some brown scribbling on it, it has been confirmed by experts to have come from my bathroom, and dated by archaeologists to the very morning I found it..
(my bathroom being the place I go every morning to take a shit - which causes the sun to rise - no need to thank me)
Before you even ask......I came about all of this knowledge after a revelation from the Holiest of Eggos that led me to a peice of toilet paper with some brown scribbling on it, it has been confirmed by experts to have come from my bathroom, and dated by archaeologists to the very morning I found it..
(my bathroom being the place I go every morning to take a shit - which causes the sun to rise - no need to thank me)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
