Shame he's on the wagon, I'd have loved to know what he thinks of me. Not that I'd incite anyone to flout the rules or abuse the system. Can't see how he'd have employed the word 'hipster', though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'