The Greatest Fictional War Ever

[JosephBowie]

So Christmas, which is a bit over a month away, is getting close. Apparently.

It all started early in October, before freaking Halloween even happened, and now it's getting worse. At this rate, we'll be having the good old "War on Christmas" debates spread all over the internet soon enough.

I don't know about you, but the fact that everyone's all excited for a holiday that's a month away, and considering what it's supposed to be celebrating, isn't even on the right day, pretty much sums up this whole so called "war."

It's like a fight between giant tigers and skittles. Christianity seems to have brought nuclear weapons to a slap fight.

Er, you're bitching about it before it even starts. What's that say about you?

That I really have nothing better to do. I'm not going to lie.