A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA

[Gooders1002]

Well there always one that has to ruin a joke.
But to the points
1. Why do you think the PM has most of the power. Does the British civil war ring a bell?
2. England did at one point but we let it go a long time ago.
3. Well American is getting so far from English it might as well be its own language.
4. Nothing to say
5. I agree and slowly the rest of the UK are as well, in fact any type of Royal thing, the British are the least impressed, like the wedding of Will and Kate or was it the other brother?

I'm so glad you responded to all 5 of my bullet points. I meant for them to be tired and cliche with only a tiny sprinkling of truth to each one.
Why? just to make a point, and that is: Even though I was "joking around" you STILL took the time to defend your own country.

I aint mad at ya at all, I just want to make sure you know what you're saying when you say "I ruined a joke."
Does a polish man, an Italian or a Jew ruin the joke about a Pollock, a Wop or a Kike?
Because when you refer to me and everyone in my country as a dumb redneck ... it's the same thing.

Make sure to tell all the black people not to ruin the joke when you tell them a good nigger joke.

Well I might have crossed the line a bit, for which I apologize.