Questions For You Non Believers

[Creed of Heresy]

Well by your logic, since he did not walk on water [because this is impossible by the laws of physics, matter, and chemistry],

Hang on there for a second. I'm pretty sure it's possible to walk on water. It just has to be in its solid state (you know, to abide with all those laws of physics matter and chemistry). I think there's a few recreational activities that walking on water is actually instrumental to. What's it called...Ice skating? Yea, that's one of them.

So by your logic you seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

Ah, so if I can walk on ice, therefore I must be Jesus, too. In which case you'd best get on your knees and start worshiping me, bitch. While you're at it you might as well worship every other fucking human being in existence. Kind of takes away from the whole "divinity" thing when everyone else can do it, too. But see you're referring to the liquid state of water. No. You CANNOT, by the laws of physics, chemistry, and matter, walk on liquid state water. On your knees, beyatch! OH and before you dredge up some shit like "divine suspension," I hate to tell you this but the theory of causality pretty much fucks you over since it has been shown to state that if ANY law of the universe ceases to exist, reality itself ceases to have meaning or cause for existence, therefore it will become unraveled, thus leading to the order of the universe devolving into a state of chaos that we could not exist in. Even a deistic entity could not actually rewrite these laws that have been laid by them, not without direct intervention, which rather completely and utterly negates the entire point of free will, something the deistic entity said it would never interfere with! Because to meddle in the laws of the realm it created means it would have to meddle with the free will of its creations; it would have to directly subvert its existence of interaction with the world [its free will to interact with the world given to it, if you will] in order to change it by essentially changing its perception and understanding of the world around it.

I do have plenty idea what I'm talking about, I'm just too smart to stoop to your fucking ground-hum sine-waves of brain activity, you fucking retard. Go back to Texas where the rest of you idiots congregate. Or Tennessee. Or one of the other stellar examples of negligible scholastic scoring in this fucking country. You fucking peabrained neanderthal twit.