RE: Why do christians think god communicates with warm fuzzy feelings instead of direct verbal speach?
November 30, 2012 at 10:43 am
(This post was last modified: November 30, 2012 at 10:44 am by Cinjin.)
The holy spirit told me that Mexico is full of Catholics and that he hates catholics and that I should get an army together and go down there and kill every man, woman and child I can find. He told me not to spare anyone because they're influence could poison the minds or our good people. Bonus though, he said I could keep the land they live on and the possessions that they own. Perk.
What? You don't believe me?!!? How dare you!?!
If I was a 2000 year old tent maker and you were as big a dolt then as you are now, I'd already have you cutting babies out of their mother's bellies.
You see, the holy spirit speaks to ME ... he DOES NOT speak to the likes of YOU! You can't question this. I KNOW it to be completely real and authentic. What?! You still don't believe me?!!? It's time for you to die. My holy ghost does not appreciate your lack of belief. You are unworthy to be in our cult of love and obedience and we are going to have to kill you.
I know I know ... you don't believe me. It's just absurd. Yet, if the exact same thing is written 2000 years ago, it's totally believable. It's the ultimate hypocrisy: "I totally believe the Bible, but I would never do the atrocities today that god commanded them to do."
What? You don't believe me?!!? How dare you!?!
If I was a 2000 year old tent maker and you were as big a dolt then as you are now, I'd already have you cutting babies out of their mother's bellies.
You see, the holy spirit speaks to ME ... he DOES NOT speak to the likes of YOU! You can't question this. I KNOW it to be completely real and authentic. What?! You still don't believe me?!!? It's time for you to die. My holy ghost does not appreciate your lack of belief. You are unworthy to be in our cult of love and obedience and we are going to have to kill you.
I know I know ... you don't believe me. It's just absurd. Yet, if the exact same thing is written 2000 years ago, it's totally believable. It's the ultimate hypocrisy: "I totally believe the Bible, but I would never do the atrocities today that god commanded them to do."