Where and how did you lose your virginity?

[jonb]

I was 17 and lost my virginity to one of my mother's tennis friends.

I remember it was the Thursday before Christmas break in 1987 when I got home around 10pm from my job in the kitchen at a local hospital. I walk in to find my Mom and her friend cackling over, by count, a third bottle of wine. As I'm gorging on what was left of dinner that night, these two convince me to house-sit for Mom's friend over the weekend. The odd thing was that there were no pets involved and a demand that I actually stay on the premisies until Tuesday morning when I was to have my bottom wisdom teeth extracted (god forbid I could miss a couple days of school for invasive dental work). Twenty dollars a day was convincing understanding I was working for $3.90/hr (above minimum wage at the time).

I was having a blast, overcome by the faux emotions elicited by going to a home after work and having nobody to answer to; it was like having my own place. This came to an abrupt end when I got out of the shower Sunday afternoon...she was waiting in a 'teddy'. I learned more about sex in the next 36 hours than trial and error could ever teach.

What was Mrs Robinson's daughter like?

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Who can remember....it was the 60's.

You were there then