(December 5, 2012 at 8:01 am)Vincenzo "Vinny" G. Wrote: Just kidding. I hope you consume fecal matter and lose your life to a long, drawn-out battle with a painful cancer. Since you claim to be a woman (I have my doubts), I hope it involves your breasts (or your ovaries, if you even have a pair). But yeah, a double mastectomy sounds good.
And look on the plus side- you'll have finally lost some of that weight you've been dying to lose given your constant yo-yo dieting and self-esteem issues. Chop about ten pounds of uneven saggy tits off just like that.
Too bad losing it in such a way would not exactly have the effect of making you attractive.
But you'll save money on lingerie. "No, just the panties please. I lost my breasts to cancer and now I can't feed my own infant or take care of my boyfriend."
Maybe you can use the concave cups hollowed out of your chest to store miscellany in. Car keys, joke books. Perhaps cole slaw in one, mashed potatoes in another, so you can be a lazy susan.
You'll be invited to all the parties!
Now if all this seems needlessly longwinded, it's because I never actually said Hitler was an atheist. Or imply as much.
And you shouldn't have made that false assumption.
Youre days on this forum are numbered.
You finaly noticed that you can only resolve to being a insulting twat, after your cover was blown.
