If I'm in the mood after coming back from the cemetery - it would have been my Sam's birthday tomorrow - I might feel inclined to go along with this from George "course laid in, sir" Takei's Facebook status: "Tonight as the clock strikes midnight in Europe and the East Coast, people should post that the lights are flickering, the earth is shaking and there are fires in the distance. Then go mysteriously silent."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
