(December 18, 2012 at 12:05 am)Faith No More Wrote: When I'm trying to convince my wife of something that she is skeptical of I'll say, "I swear to god," out of habit. She usually says, "But you don't believe in god," so I have to come up with something real like, "If I'm lying, you can kick me in the nuts."
Definitely a bigger incentive to tell the truth than some non-existent sky-daddy.
Sometimes I'll say Holy Fucking Shitballs..... but that's probably just me.
