I'm not sure who said this first and I'm far too lazy to look it up, but I long for the day when atheism will have outlived its purpose; the day when, to channel Émile Zola, the last stone from the last church has fallen on the last priest.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
