RE: I Witnessed a Miracle
January 7, 2013 at 11:08 am
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2013 at 11:10 am by YahwehIsTheWay.)
(January 5, 2013 at 9:58 am)BGChuckLee Wrote: Some Christian's rumour that Jesus could do the opposite of turning blood into wine, in that case Jesus would have the death touch- where he could touch someone's body, and turn their blood into wine- instantly killing them. This was too morbid for me,
On the plus side, you get one hell of a buzz just before you croak. There are worse ways to go.
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Praise the Sweet Name of Jesus.
(January 5, 2013 at 3:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: YahwehIsTheWay, you don't by any chance have a younger brother? A far less funny younger brother in a cheap nylon wig?
Well, maybe he's young and will learn. Perhaps if I take him in as a padawan...
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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