When I was a kid and got into trouble I would prey to god to help me, gods help came in the form of a beating. later I tried to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for help, guess what? help came in the form of a beating. (yep went down the i believe in Satan road bollox before reading "Clavicula Solomis" and wondering why I needed to have a devout love, fear etc for the christian god to become an occultist) and then got really confused, then realised it was all boloox. I know the selling your soul thing didn't happen as that was 30 odd years ago, and you are only supposed to get 7 years of enjoyment before your rather nasty death and eternal hell fire.
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