Let's Start A Story

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The whole idea of this post is to assemble a humorous story from a series of words.
The rules are basic.
They are:
1 - You may only include one weird in each post.

So... I cannot write anything, as that would be having at least two weirds in one post.

2 - You may only make three posts maximum on this thread.

Because there's no better way to ruin weirdness than to let boring newbies be the ones to dictate where it goes after all of the interesting people's posts have been used up.

3 - You may make it dirty, but adhere to the forum rules and DO NOT post pornography.

And we can't even turn this into a wonderful story about a nurse, a tentacle monster, and elmo?

Just why would we want to write any other kind of story?

4 - Have fun!