God is Real and seen By People

[Cinjin]

What did the dispatcher say to the truck driver as he drove off with the packages?
"GODspeed!"

What did the customer say when he logged in the delivery order and realized he needed it utilize their overnight service?
"Better switch to GOD-mode."

What did the supervisor say when he realized he desperately needed that package delivered the next day?
"GOD help us!"

more bad quips & puns for your mild amusement:


What did the dispatcher say to the customer who complained that they don't deliver to his part of the world?
"GOD don't give a shit where you live."

What did the CEO say about potentially hiring G.O.D. to handle all their shipping?
"What if GOD was one of us?"

What did the manager say when some of his packages were delivered on time and some were destroyed during shipping?
"GOD works in mysterious ways."

What did the police officer say after he issued one of their drivers a subpoena to show up in court?
"I served an angry GOD."

After the truck capsizes and causes a 10 car pile-up blocking all the lanes, the highway patrol designate it a "GOD dam."