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He's Back!

Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
This poll is closed.
I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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He's Back!
January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
Recently my fundamentalist nitwit father told me that 'ole jesus was coming back real soon.

I asked him (for my own amusement) when he thought jesus was coming back. He answered that "no man knoweth the hour" but that he strongly feels that Jesus will come back in my lifetime. Mind you, I recalled him saying once that Jesus would come back in HIS lifetime, but I think even my idiot father has figured out that he's 66 years old and it's time to hedge his bets. As we all know jesus has been taking his sweet fucking time.


My question for our local theists is:
Do you or the pastor you slave under think that jesus is coming back within the next 40 years? Sooner?

I'm not asking for evidence of this theory of yours but if you have any I'm sure we'd all be amused to hear it.
I've heard other preachers make this claim as well. That "I firmly believe that jesus will be returning in my lifetime."

I have an additional question as well about the return of the missing godboy:
If he does come back in the manner the bible declares, will he literally be just hovering above the ground in Jerusalem or ...?

The idea of the rapture has always intrigued me since it is not directly in the bible and the return of jesus can be interpreted many ways.
Last question: Will we heathens be able to see the godboy or is that an exclusive deal as well and only for the elite kids?
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He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Something completely different - January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:58 am
Re: RE: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - January 26, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by Napoléon - January 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: He's Back! - by jonb - January 27, 2013 at 12:34 am
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by LastPoet - January 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Faith No More - January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: He's Back! - by Pompey - January 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 27, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 28, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: He's Back! - by Darth - January 28, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: He's Back! - by Jackalope - February 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ThomM - January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - January 29, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by pocaracas - February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Question Mark - February 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: He's Back! - by WinterHold - February 2, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm

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