No no, Min, you got it all wrong! It's all about "getting the government out of peoples' lives until the situation involves something that doesn't sit with our privileged white-bread suburban ideals in which case we need to bawl and scream and cry to the guv'mint to step in and try to continue to enforce our monopoly on national culture, and if the guv'mint is doing ANYTHING but trying to force our views upon anyone else then it's a socialist waste of taxpayer dollars and Big Government!"
How could you get it so wrong? D:
How could you get it so wrong? D: