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He's Back!

Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
This poll is closed.
I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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RE: He's Back!
January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
What gets me the most is that Jesus' return will allegedly be a bloody, violent episode, and for many of them that can't come soon enough.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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He's Back!

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He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Something completely different - January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:58 am
Re: RE: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - January 26, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by Napoléon - January 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: He's Back! - by jonb - January 27, 2013 at 12:34 am
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by LastPoet - January 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Faith No More - January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: He's Back! - by Pompey - January 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 27, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 28, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: He's Back! - by Darth - January 28, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: He's Back! - by Jackalope - February 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ThomM - January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - January 29, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by pocaracas - February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Question Mark - February 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: He's Back! - by WinterHold - February 2, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm



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