(January 27, 2013 at 12:13 am)Minimalist Wrote: Maybe you can explain what your fucking kid was talking about here.
Quote:24 Jesus looked at him and said, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God! 25 Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
Perhaps he was misquoted? Luke may have been a bit deaf? If so, why did your kid not fix his hearing?
Bit of a wanker, that jesus?
Not at all.
He was just telling us to liquidate our camels. Literally. They pass through quite easily once you've turned them into camel soup.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:


