RE: Ask Me Anything - Answers from a true Christian's Perspective!
January 31, 2013 at 6:25 pm
(This post was last modified: January 31, 2013 at 6:25 pm by Christian.)
(January 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm)cato123 Wrote: If a man bit on one end of a wire and shoved the other end in his ass, how fast would he have to circumnavigate the earth to electrocute himself?
Faster than the speed of light.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:06 pm)frankiej Wrote: You sure about the meth, man? Germans meth is the best around these parts.
Jesus don't like meth, man.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
Po, LaLa, Dipsy and Tinky Winky.
(From left to right)
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I like Po.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:11 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: do you like the music of showaddywaddy?
I like Christian hymns.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:12 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: What's a true Christian?
Me.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:25 pm)Darwinian Wrote: Can God be surprised?
If yes then how can this equate with omniscience and if no, how can this equate with omnipotence?
Oh no, my Lord God is never suprised because He is omniscient and omnipotent.
(January 30, 2013 at 8:30 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What rational basis do you have for calling yourself a "true" Christian and others not so?
Because other Christians take the Word of our Lord a bit more seriously (hating Gays, etc). I say to other Christians..chill out dudes. It's not like our Lord has somehow appointed you to "school" other human beings or crack a whip as if you are some sort of a higher being. I consider myself a true Christian because I show the same level of love to a fellow human being as I show to my Lord. (I was joking about hating Muslims lol, never meant it. Was just trying to irritate "That Muslim Guy, who I think was Raayan's alter ego"
)(January 30, 2013 at 8:34 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Cake or death?
Death.
(January 30, 2013 at 9:11 pm)TaraJo Wrote: Do you feel guilty when you mastrubate?
I don't mastrubate.
(January 30, 2013 at 10:31 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Who do you think is the best Muslim in this forum?
Shell B.
(January 31, 2013 at 9:26 am)Napoléon Wrote: I have another question.
Think of it as a follow on from the first assignment...
Why are you so gullible?
Believing the word of the Lord is not being gullible.
(January 31, 2013 at 9:47 am)paulpablo Wrote: What do you think about the dinosaurs and how did they interact with adam and eve?
Just like they interacted with humans in Jurassic Park.
(January 31, 2013 at 12:10 pm)John V Wrote: Why did you post this in Off Topic rather than Christianity?
Because I said you can ask me anything, meaning non-religious questions too
