It might be worth the inevitable global religious war to see the look on all the Abrahamic preachers' faces when God turns out to be Ceiling Cat.
Slightly tangential, but this reminds me of the fascinating explanation given a few years ago for the Large Hadron Collider's failure to find the Higgs Boson - that the machine was sabotaging itself from the future.
(February 9, 2013 at 12:02 am)genkaus Wrote: I once read this story where twenty minutes into the future, humanity figures out how time travel and wonder what would happen if they sent the machine as far back in time as possible. They figure out that the state of the universe would not support the existence of the machine and the resulting disturbance would lead to an even like the Big Bang.
Slightly tangential, but this reminds me of the fascinating explanation given a few years ago for the Large Hadron Collider's failure to find the Higgs Boson - that the machine was sabotaging itself from the future.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
