(February 9, 2013 at 8:22 pm)Gabriel Syme Wrote: The reason they would be behind cell bars is because its illegal to defame people / organisations by telling lies about them in the press.
A situation which would only arise if the press were guilty of publishing lies. Yes I know it rhymes, please don't spoil it - I wrote it sitting on the Anyway, that's where the courts come into the picture. Just ask Ian Hislop, editor of Private Eye.
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