RE: "Cut and paste" Christianity
November 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm
(This post was last modified: November 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm by Violet.)
satire
But a man can't lie with a man as he lies with a woman... because men don't have vaginas!
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You can only have sex with a man as you have sex with a woman in a 'handful?' of ways... and none of them can involve boobs, vaginas, or penises. What that leaves you... is oral, anal, and really a number of things.
However, for a man to lie with a man, as he lieth with a woman: the man can't be performing any actions that require his partner to have boobs, vaginas, or penises... because those are mutually exclusive to each sex 
Essentially... Christianity would be supporting anal, oral, and other methods of sexual pleasure that do not require exclusive organs... while at the same time shunning people like hermaphrodites
So a man couldn't lie with another man the same way... unless it was referencing anal sex, oral sex, and what have you non-mutually-exclusives 
Edit: as a random note... I'm tickled inside by this... 'interesting' interpretation ^_^
But a man can't lie with a man as he lies with a woman... because men don't have vaginas!

Chatpilot Wrote:Saerules, this is clearly a reference to homosexuality not a hermaphrodite. If you lie with a man as you lie with a woman you are having sex with a man as you would with a woman. Homosexual sex has nothing to do with a vagina since gay men have anal sex.
You can only have sex with a man as you have sex with a woman in a 'handful?' of ways... and none of them can involve boobs, vaginas, or penises. What that leaves you... is oral, anal, and really a number of things.


Essentially... Christianity would be supporting anal, oral, and other methods of sexual pleasure that do not require exclusive organs... while at the same time shunning people like hermaphrodites

Quote:Homosexual sex has nothing to do with a vagina since gay men have anal sex.Exactly


Edit: as a random note... I'm tickled inside by this... 'interesting' interpretation ^_^
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day