Has anyone ever found a way to reconsile being Gay/Bi/Lesbien and being a Christian?

[Ryantology]

So, To follow your line of thought to it's logical conclusion: You would have to align yourself with Satan and His demons to cast God (the Dictator) out, to only surplant God with Satan... The Devil... Think on it some more: You want to revolt against God, (Because you believe him to be unjust and unfair dictator) and put The King of lies/The Devil in his place...

I believe in Satan no more than I believe in Yahweh, but if we're to go by Biblical descriptions of those two characters, Satan appears to be entirely preferable. Satan does not demand that anyone worship him, he does not punish anyone for not doing so, he does not, at any point, exhort people to do violence to each other, and he is responsible for zero permanent deaths. He's not a great guy and does some questionable shit, but he is not a raging psychopath who will resort to slaughter and eternal torture for those who aren't on board with his agenda.

When I read that Lucifer led a rebellion against Yahweh, and take into account the fact that a nightmarishly cruel, sadistic, vain and petty mass murderer says Satan is the worst thing ever without ever really explaining why, I am reminded of the adage that history is written by the winners. I am also reminded of how Nazis claimed that Jews were evil.