I'm sorely tempted to reveal why my chain is so easily yanked just at the moment, but I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave previously. I'd better log off now before someone gets bitten.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'