Make a bunch of signed photographs of yourself... and when someone says 'you're gay!'... you should enthusiastically squeal: "Another adoring fan! Have a signed photo!" 
That should deal with just about all of your problems in relation to this
I bet they like your picture, them gay fans of yours with the super-sensitive Gaydar 
That should deal with just about all of your problems in relation to this
I bet they like your picture, them gay fans of yours with the super-sensitive Gaydar
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
