Stereotypes for Homosexuality

[Tails Turrosaki]

OK, this has really gotten me annoyed recently. T.T
You can't do a goddamn thing without somebody calling you gay.

You pick up your pencil... "YOU ACTING LIKE THAT PENCIL IS A PENIS!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!"
You go to the bathroom... "YOU'RE STICKING YOUR PENIS OUT!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!"
You compliment your friend's funny shirt... "YOU'RE JUDGING A GUY!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!"
You wear an earing on the supposedly called "gay ear"... "YOU'RE WEARING AN EARING ON THE HOMO EAR!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!"
You suck on a lollipop... "YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE GIVING A BLOWJOB!! YOU'RE GAY!!!!"

OK, seriously, could you, like, shut the fuck up?! There is no specific way to tell if a person's gay or not unless you've seen them kiss a man, admit to their homosexuality, have sex with another man, etc. There's no "gay ear". When you compliment somebody that's the same sex as you, it's not "gay", it's being nice. When you hug your best friend that happens to be the same gender as you for doing something incredible or something (i.e. punched your arch enemy in the face for obvious reasons), it's not "gay".

Might I point out you're only indoctrinated to think it's gay? But seriously... Look at girls.
They hug each other, they compliment each other's boobs, they comment on other girls' appearances... And nobody thinks they're lesbians (at least, not where I live). But if you just happen to say to a guy, "Hey, I like you're hair. How'd you get it like that?" you're automatically "gay" for some fucked up reason.

You can't do anything without somebody saying you're a homosexual! It's just fucking annoying!! I find nothing wrong with hugging the same sex, complimenting what they're wearing or how they look, or whatever. I'm not going to call somebody gay just because they say, "Hey, I like your hair. It's awesome!" I'm not going to yell, "OH MY GOD YOU HOMO!!!" I'll say, "Thanks," like I would to a girl if they said that to me.

Also, what you do does not define your sexuality. You may be some really feminine boy, but that doesn't make you gay; maybe you're just sick of the masculine act. You may talk like the stereotypical homosexual (i.e. "Oh. Maw. GAWD!! Didchoo thsee that awethsome movie!? LIKE, OH MY GOD!", but maybe you're just comfortable speaking that way. You may support homosexuality, though how does that make you gay?

The stereotypes have gotten out of hand I'm just sick of it... Seriously.
Has anybody else come across the homosexual stereotypes in their lives that they had to deal with? T^T ... Oh, and no, I haven't done even half of the things I stated in that speech... They were just examples. :S

[Violet]

Wait... we're not all secretly lesbians?

If only homosexuality were the only thing people are moronically stereotyped for

[Tails Turrosaki]

*sigh* Yeah. :S

[Violet]

Make a bunch of signed photographs of yourself... and when someone says 'you're gay!'... you should enthusiastically squeal: "Another adoring fan! Have a signed photo!"

That should deal with just about all of your problems in relation to this I bet they like your picture, them gay fans of yours with the super-sensitive Gaydar

[Tails Turrosaki]

LOL xDDD That would be epic. :3

[Violet]

So do it It's the very best way to deal with the morons... except of course the obvious:

[Tails Turrosaki]

OMGOMGOMG!!! I've seen that awesome emoticon before!!!!

[Violet]

And that was enough for you to involke the name of a (Was that possessive? You own it????) nonexistent being 3 times in rapid succession?

Are you a nihilist then? But why would a nihilist assert that 'God' exists...?

[Meatball]

I think you misunderstand the word stereotype.

I can honestly say I've never seen any of those actions be referred to as gay though, so I don't know what kind of extreme homophobic dystopia you're living in.

[Violet]

Oh, I have. It is called "High School" and "Middle School" and 6th fucking grade

And if a guy has long hair: he's a chick.

It's a sick world we live in... to be honest