RE: Atheists, the death penalty and abortion...
March 11, 2013 at 10:28 am
(This post was last modified: March 11, 2013 at 10:29 am by EGross.)
Story in the bible:
A man has a mother who cheated on her husband. She was from the tribe of Dan. Her husband divorces her. She returns to her tribe.
The son pitches a tent and they say, "Hey dude! This is only for people whose father is from Dan. So get lost!"
The son goes to Moses to ask for help. Moses, not knowing what to do asks God.
Gods says "Yeah, the tribe of Dan has it right. The kid's screwed"
Moses tells the kid, who says "Oh, yeah, well F*&^ God!"
Whereby the punishment for calling God a bad word is death by stoning.
Problem solved.
Thanks be to God!
In other words, it is difficult to speak of the Bible being about morality when the tribe of Dan never learned about being gracious hosts, God agreed, and the punishment for the expected dismay and vocal outrage is to kill the guy who was wronged in the first place!
Nah. I know you are smarter than that. 'nuff said.
A man has a mother who cheated on her husband. She was from the tribe of Dan. Her husband divorces her. She returns to her tribe.
The son pitches a tent and they say, "Hey dude! This is only for people whose father is from Dan. So get lost!"
The son goes to Moses to ask for help. Moses, not knowing what to do asks God.
Gods says "Yeah, the tribe of Dan has it right. The kid's screwed"
Moses tells the kid, who says "Oh, yeah, well F*&^ God!"
Whereby the punishment for calling God a bad word is death by stoning.
Problem solved.
Thanks be to God!
In other words, it is difficult to speak of the Bible being about morality when the tribe of Dan never learned about being gracious hosts, God agreed, and the punishment for the expected dismay and vocal outrage is to kill the guy who was wronged in the first place!
(March 11, 2013 at 10:25 am)catfish Wrote: LOL, you're funny!
I told you that my reasons are not from religious dogma, re-word your bare assertions please.
Nah. I know you are smarter than that. 'nuff said.
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
