RE: The 'old testament' argument
March 21, 2013 at 4:50 am
(This post was last modified: March 21, 2013 at 4:51 am by EGross.)
(March 19, 2013 at 5:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:Everything was good until Adam and Eve sinned.
How come your fucking "god" didn't know that was going to happen?
It's the perfect "There is no such thing as free will" story.
After the sin, man has to get a job, woman will have birth pains, and serpent will be a giant phallus. End of punishment.
What really was the game changer was when God confirmed that the serpent did not lie by saying "Oh shit! We left that other tree out there. If they eat that, they will become like us. We can't let them choose! Get their asses out of here!"
Yeah, first you got a heavenly crowd having this conversation, and God as an afterthought remembering about that other tree, and then deciding to be like someone's drunken dad "Ow! What'd you hit me for?!?" "I'm the dad, that's why!"
So screw you Dad! I'm outta here!
“I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!"— Ned Flanders
