Theists: what does your god want for you?

[CleanShavenJesus]

Bertrand Russell was a womanizer you know. How much do you think a womanizer will understand God. Not surprise he is an atheist. How does getting laid help you understand God, if nearly every religious tradition has had cautionary views of sexuality? Don't you think that would bias you towards atheism, if your assent had to be strong enough to overcome your ingrained habits of sexual behavior?

Seriously? You're against sex?

Literally the only thing humans are supposed to do is fuck. We're here because our parents fucked, and now we're gonna fuck and make more humans, that will also fuck. That's the reason we're here, man. Reproduction. We're useless otherwise.

You don't want anybody to do the one thing we're supposed to do? Sex is great, man. You should try it more often.